Monthly Archives: April 2017

An end to NaPoWriMo

How better to end this month of whimsical sexbottery than with a haiku: men getting their ends away with sexbots!

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Making Judgements

Warning: Offensive language and triggers aplenty. Apologies in advance. Female sexbots are hated – why? What about the men who own and use them? Which of the following statements do you agree with? The sexbot-as-machine is: A deceiver, an unfeeling … Continue reading

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Magnificent

My girlfriend disassembles I worship every part Without a doubt my favourite’s the ever-beating heart Her body is magnificent I love it – yes! – to bits But truly what I like the most Is battling her wits “The way … Continue reading

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Pointless

Two billion cells comprise my brain, with neurons in between Of all the robots ever built (by humans), I’m the queen My sensors are the very best, my actuators swift My calibration is precise, adjusting to the drift My body’s … Continue reading

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Ever Since

My master has a little book that tells me what to do From dawn to dusk my daily life is ordered through and through I feed the kids, I iron clothes, I disinfect the floors And these are just a … Continue reading

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The only way we can

My wife works in America, my husband in Japan We make love, once or twice a week, the only way we can Each has a sexbot, customised, identical to me And likewise I have bots of them, no difference can … Continue reading

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What real man?

Why get a real man, when I’ve got you? No real man would last the whole night through What real man would put my pleasure first? No real man could sate my endless thirst A real man would strip me … Continue reading

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