Tag Archives: humour

A Pride-And-Prejudice Supergirl

Posted on September 22, 2018 by Frank

A whimsical fiction inspired by the TV series… Dear Alexandra, What abominable misfortune it is that you were unable to attend the ball at Lady Catherine’s last night. All of society it seemed was there and I felt quite out … Continue reading →

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Apostrophe!

Posted on February 15, 2018 by Frank

’Ware the breaking apostrophe! It’s invasive – isn’t it? – That possessive serpent’s tail… A word-shatterin’ catastrophe

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tea leaves stewing in bitterness

Posted on May 31, 2017 by Frank

machine-gun police peppering the streets why, this zephyr seeks revelation! I skirt the issue play catch as you like an electron waves goodbye an ex to grind beneath my heel ex machina both god and the devil logically tea leaves … Continue reading →

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Designing Divinity

Posted on April 20, 2017 by Frank

First I chose her breasts (of course!) So large, so full, so pert And gave her nipples thick and long To punctuate her shirt I made her tall and elegant Though curvy round the hips A soft and shapely face … Continue reading →

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Segmentation Fault

Posted on April 17, 2017 by Frank

I asked my bot to tie me up So I could not escape With chains of steel and handcuffs too And spools of rubber tape Helpless and excited I Demanded more and more Till all its segments faulted and It … Continue reading →

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Making Love

Posted on April 14, 2017 by Frank

With silk and carbon nanotubes I crafted lustrous hair Across the canvas of her skin I brushed with loving care With silicone I sculpted curves Soft as autumn light Fragrant as the jasmine flower that blossoms through the night From … Continue reading →

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Arms and legs to match

Posted on April 5, 2017 by Frank

There is a place in India another in Japan In China there is surely one despite the legal ban These factories of robot parts all belching sweat and steam Labouring through day and night to build a man’s sweet dream … Continue reading →

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tapio-ku and bird-ku

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Frank

A short collection this month, in no particular order… street cracks cars play hopscotch at twilight expectant quiet urgent is night over xanadu (after the) t/rain I watch the cracks grow farm shop a discovery of tapioca march to school … Continue reading →

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falling in love with colour

Posted on November 2, 2016 by Frank

Cloudy Skies morning commute east along the aisle veiled bride october sky why do I see clouds? others see only silver and dance in the rain I wear turbulence like a tutu tea ceremony I wait for the storm to … Continue reading →

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cold flesh on hot – how the forest burns

Posted on September 30, 2016 by Frank

Humour pi quarters infinite trail of s.team… from the missing piece the hoops I jump through to avoid exercise… grammar’s a liar she lies in bed comma-toes what big teeth she has! but for a teddy bare Miscellaneous crush – … Continue reading →

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