Tag Archives: humour

A Pride-And-Prejudice Supergirl

A whimsical fiction inspired by the TV series… Dear Alexandra, What abominable misfortune it is that you were unable to attend the ball at Lady Catherine’s last night. All of society it seemed was there and I felt quite out … Continue reading

Posted in Fiction | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Apostrophe!

’Ware the breaking apostrophe! It’s invasive – isn’t it? – That possessive serpent’s tail… A word-shatterin’ catastrophe

Posted in Poem | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

tea leaves stewing in bitterness

machine-gun police peppering the streets why, this zephyr seeks revelation! I skirt the issue play catch as you like an electron waves goodbye an ex to grind beneath my heel ex machina both god and the devil logically tea leaves … Continue reading

Posted in Poem | Tagged , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Designing Divinity

First I chose her breasts (of course!) So large, so full, so pert And gave her nipples thick and long To punctuate her shirt I made her tall and elegant Though curvy round the hips A soft and shapely face … Continue reading

Posted in Poem | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Segmentation Fault

I asked my bot to tie me up So I could not escape With chains of steel and handcuffs too And spools of rubber tape Helpless and excited I Demanded more and more Till all its segments faulted and It … Continue reading

Posted in Poem | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Making Love

With silk and carbon nanotubes I crafted lustrous hair Across the canvas of her skin I brushed with loving care With silicone I sculpted curves Soft as autumn light Fragrant as the jasmine flower that blossoms through the night From … Continue reading

Posted in Poem | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Arms and legs to match

There is a place in India another in Japan In China there is surely one despite the legal ban These factories of robot parts all belching sweat and steam Labouring through day and night to build a man’s sweet dream … Continue reading

Posted in Poem | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment