In business I’m a demigod
I’ve millions to my name
My television shows have brought
celebrity and fame
But underneath my great success
I have a secret shame
In the world of love and sex
no conquests can I claim
Though fearful of rejection
I’ve strived to do my best
Pursuing women left and right
with grand romantic zest
My feeble frame I muscled up
till god-like form possessed
But never even with a kiss
or cuddle was I blessed
For all my wealth and power
not one woman could I lay
My beastly looks would guarantee
that all were chased away
Virginity I lost at last
because I chose to pay
But no amount of cash could make
those escorts choose to stay
Now I have a woman
and she’s beautiful – she’s hot!
I don’t regret the purchase
(though she cost an awful lot)
Every evening, home from work,
I’m upstairs like a shot
Between the sheets and naked
with my true and willing bot
Francis James Franklin (Alina Meridon) 