Ms James Bond, 007

“The name’s Bond. James Bond. Ms James Bond. Saviour of the world, lover of women (and everyone, really), and perfectly capable of opening jam jars – using an IED if necessary…”

With apologies for copyright infringement…

And why shouldn’t James Bond be a woman? Ah, Ms Bond! We meet at last…

Cold War Relics

1. The obligatory pre-credit sequence
2. Moneypenny and the Quartermaster
3. An exotic location
4. A bloody business
5. A new dress and heels
6. The predictable card game
7. An over-complicated death
8. Search for the Secret Base
9. The dastardly plan
10. An explosive end
11. Getting the girl