Ms James Bond, 007

“The name’s Bond. James Bond. Ms James Bond. Saviour of the world, lover of women (and everyone, really), and perfectly capable of opening jam jars – using an IED if necessary…”

Thandie Newton as James Bond

With apologies for copyright infringement…

And why shouldn’t James Bond be a woman? Ah, Ms Bond! We meet at last…

Cold War Relics

  1. The obligatory pre-credit sequence
  2. Moneypenny and the Quartermaster
  3. An exotic location
  4. A bloody business
  5. A new dress and heels
  6. The predictable card game
  7. An over-complicated death
  8. Search for the Secret Base
  9. The dastardly plan
  10. An explosive end
  11. Getting the girl