There once was a daft limerick

A rather iffy collection of limericks…

There once was a beautiful girl
Whose angelic wings did unfurl
Her hair grew so long
It reached down to her thong
And tickled her bum with a curl

There once was an amorous chap
With boyfriends all over the map
Their girlfriends complained
That nothing remained
Whenever they turned on the tap

There was a sweet girl from New York
Who could suck from a bottle its cork
When dates were impressed
She said, “That’s not best
Just watch what I do with a fork.”

There once was a woman called Jess
Whose hair was a terrible mess
Its tangled up state
Made her irate
And she flattened it out with a press

About Frank

A Sci-Fi & Fantasy author and lyrical poet with a mild obsession for vampires, succubi, goddesses and Supergirl.
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