Women Need No (Super)Men

‘Your cousin is a royal pain!’
hissed Kara’s Mistress X
‘I’d rid the world of all their sex
they drive me quite insane!’

‘Peace, my love, that would be bad!’
said Kara with a laugh
‘While true that we’re the better half
to kill them would be bad.’

Her mistress paced about the floor
in sharp stiletto heels
Eyes dark with fury turning wheels
seeking to do more

‘Perhaps you’re right, we need them yet,’
the dominatrix said
‘But still your cousin’s superhead
is swollen as they get

‘I’d like to see his ego pricked
I’d like to take his cock
I’d keep it always hard as rock
by kittens daily licked.’

‘Oh Mistress X, I love you true,
I’d never spoil your fun
But Kal is Krypton’s only son
a different fate will do

‘I’ve heard that Lois Lane is bi
in bed submissive too
I’m sure that introduced to you
she’ll really say, “Oh my!”’

Our superhero’s mistress smiled
‘You’ve such a dirty mind!
You look so sweet and seem so kind
but always drive me wild

‘Bring me Lois, we shall play,
we’ll have her on her knees…
We’ll whip her soundly, please and tease,
we’ll have our wicked way

‘And Superman will understand
that women need no men
As Lois begs, “Again! Again!”
to feel a woman’s hand.’