A trio of dirty limericks

There was a young woman called Alice
Who proved very hard to embarrass
For the length of a year
She sat on her rear
And sucked every sweet cock in Paris

There was a young girl from Madrid
Who laid twelve men out in a grid
She took each in turn
(Enjoying the burn)
And after gave each twenty quid

There was a young fellow called Dick
Who loved to have something to lick
His versatile lips
And mischievous nips
Could make a man come very quick