Conceived within a quantum box
I am a man – and woman too
My lover too was born this way
I call him Sam, or sometimes Sue
I love it when he ties me up
She loves it when I tie her down
His rippling muscles stretch his suit
Her breasts burst from her gown
Fellatio is fun for both
It makes our pussies wet
At night we have a gay old time
While being strictly het
Afterwards he likes to hug
I hold her in my arms
But never let him rest for long
So sexy are her charms
It’s getting quite confusing now
She’s pregnant with my son
She’s pregnant with my daughter too
I wish he’d give me one.