Beautiful, dutiful, lesbian queen
Sexiest monarch that ever there’s been
Regal commander, elegant grace
Wielding a great ceremonial mace
Never a dull time when we’re alone
Chains in the tower, sex on the throne
Left by myself when you’re out of town
I dance round the palace wearing your crown
Your Lady-in-Waiting, now we are wed
Nightly adventures, mating in bed
Mine between yours, and yours between mine,
Flicking and licking in sixty nine.
On the subject of lesbian queens, see A Very Civil Wedding by V.T. Davy.